Sunday, October 21, 2007

I want to be a professional hockey player.

Not so much for the hockey.

More for the fact that when I have a disagreement with someone at work it turns into some petty argument that someone inevitably turns into a personal issue and blows way out of proportion...but when a hockey player has a disagreement with someone at work, they just get to brawl it out. They get to throw wild punches, as hard as they can, no holds barred. They get to throw as many punches as they'd like and unmercifully beat the crap out of each other until one of them falls down.

At the end of the fight, both parties at penalized with, at most, a five minute time out. Then everything goes back to normal.

There are several people I would like to try this with at work. Because as much as HR thinks talking resolves things, it really doesn't. Especially when people don't want it to.

So hockey it is. Someone get me a stick.

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