Doggy revenge

Unless you live under a rock, you probably know that Michael Vick, quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons, has been federally indicted for dog fighting and conspiracy, among other things. So this little bit of news really cracked me up..

Found on www.ogpaper.com:



Michael Vick chew toy - payback is a b-tch

Now every dog in the country can set the score straight with the "Michael Vick chew toy" for just $7.99

Almost all of Michael Vick sponsors are leaving his camp. There will be no Vick shoes, no jerseys, but now you can get a different piece of memorabilia - the Michael Vick chew toy. According to the website of the seller:

"Is it different you ask? You bet it is! The Vick Dog Chew Toy is made of state of the art "dog" material. The Vick Toy Doll is so strong and flexible, it will challenge even the most aggressive breeds. Especially Mike's Favorite Breed, The Pit Bull. Unlike Vick, our manufacturer is so sure of its durability they guarantee it against the most aggressive dog destruction. It Bends. It Bounces. It Flies. It Floats. And best of all, it lasts through the whole season and more!"

No one knows how long will this dog toy be on the market, as it breaks a long list of copyrights - NFL, Atlanta Falcons and Michael Vick, and likely a lawsuit will follow from all three for unauthorized use of their names and products. Soon the Michael Vick chew toy will be just another product with his name to leave the market and a new "rare item" on eBay.

According to vickdogchewtoy.com the dog toy will be available for delivery on Tuesday and part of the proceeds will go to "help the Humane Society shed some light on this horrendous sport of dogfighting."

Published on 08/06/2007

How Girly Are You?

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! This one made me laugh...

How girly am I?

You Are 8% Girly

Um... you're a guy, right? If not, you're the most boyish girl in the world. And for you, that's probably the ultimate compliment.

How Girly Are You?

The Muppet Personality Test

If I were a muppet, I would be...

You Are Animal

A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts. You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary. But you sure can beat a good drum. "Kill! Kill!"

The Muppet Personality Test

Which muppet are you???

Shark Attacks!

Who says NBA players can't form a coherent sentence???

This is a post from Gilbert Arenas' blog. I thought it was kind of funny.




There Are No Such Thing as Shark Attacks

I know this is random, but I just want to clear this up for people out there.
There are these things called shark attacks, but there is no such thing as a shark attack. I have never seen a real shark attack.

I know you’re making a weird face as you’re reading this. OK people, a shark attack is not what we see on TV and what people portray it as.

We’re humans. We live on land.

Sharks live in water.

So if you’re swimming in the water and a shark bites you, that’s called trespassing. That is called trespassing. That is not a shark attack.

A shark attack is if you’re chilling at home, sitting on your couch, and a shark comes in and bites you; now that’s a shark attack. Now, if you’re chilling in the water, that is called invasion of space. So I have never heard of a shark attack.

When I see on the news where it’s like, “There have been 10 shark attacks,” I’m like, “Hey, for real?! They’re just running around? Sharks are walking now, huh! We live on the land, we don’t live underwater.”