These are my eyeballs.

This is how they normally look. Like human eyeballs.



I had to go to the eye doctor yesterday for my annual check up and more importantly, to get a current prescription for my contact lenses so I will no longer be shackled to my glasses. They had to dilate my eyes, so I was completely blind for the remainder of the night. Boo.

Anyway, this is how I looked by the time I left the eye doctor.



Ha, just kidding. This is really how...



I look like some sort of alien.

On drugs.

I swear, doctors are bad for your health.